Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Blair: Would you mind?
Chuck: [sniffs Blair] Smells a little like desperation.
Dan: So he just got up and left, abruptly?
Blair: Like a Bass out of hell.
Silver: Of course Ethan will ask you. He's not going with Naomi! And you did share a what did you call it?
Annie: An "almost" kiss.
Silver: Well yes, when the "almost" wedding is, just let me know an i'll buy you an "almost" gift.
Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?
Navid: Do they let you watch dvds?
Adrianna: Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn
Ethan: Here's the plan. So you show up. Then i show up. Then it would be a total surprise like OMG you're here? Ethan: OMG i'm here too! Then...
Annie: We dance?
Owen: I made a mistake. I was into you I am into you... I just... Look, I'm an idiot..
Brooke: Just hold on with that thought.
Haley: It's just Nathan and I tonight...
Lucas: Oh oh, BOW CHICKA WOW WOW...
Haley: Speaking of bad pornos, how was your movie offer?