Brooke: I'm already washing your sheets.
Haley: Oh my god ! Eurgh! Brooke! Eurgh!
Brooke: They already yelled at me, what is the big deal?!
Haley: The big deal is that first of all; you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs. Second of all; Haley: you had sex IN MY BED!
Anna: Actually, I had a couple.
Haley: That's not the point.
Brooke: Haley's right. The point id that I've been deceptive. It's not so much that... I lied to anyone's face. It's more about what I didn't say.
Haley: Urgh! OK. There is a big difference between a lie and a little white lie.
Peyton: OK, wait, what white lie?
Brooke: Haley lied to Nathan!!
Haley: Not exactly!
Brooke: Yes you did !
Peyton: About what?!
Haley: You know what, if we're talking about bad behaviour, you might wanna sit this one out!
Peyton: What is that supposed to mean?
Haley: That's supposed to mean that Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.
Brooke: Why?! She not the one acting like a perfect-little-Stepford-wife!
Anna: Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.
Brooke: Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party, you just butted in!
Peyton: Brooke! LEAVE HER ALONE!
Haley: What're you gonna do? Snort her? Listen, I didn't throw this slumber party for you, you threw it for Haley: yourself and you know it!
Brooke: Well, at least I didn't lie to my husband about hanging out with Chris!
Haley: Brooke, well... Peyton did cocaine with that Rick guy.
Peyton: You had sex in her bed!
Anna: OK –
Brooke: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? CRACK WHORE!!
Anna: Man, Tree Hill's got some drama.